Is the McCain Campaign Being Run By the Producers of Who's the Boss?

Former beauty queen becomes governor and her ruggedly handsome (seriously have you seen this guy?) husband quits his blue-collar job at the oil refinery to become a stay-at-home dad to their impossibly cute kids. But he still has time for plenty of hunting, fishing and endurance racing.

And in the second season opener, she gets picked as her party's nominee for vice president and the family has to prepare for possibly moving away from their idyllic Alaskan home to Washington.

Who writes this stuff?

How long before a drunken Russian diplomat grabs her rear at some state dinner and hubby causes an international incident by punching him out?